BOYisms

Mateo and Santiago are sitting in their car seats. Santiago had been playing with Mateo's red Mini while we waiting for him to come out of school. When Mateo sees his Mini he takes it away from Santi and so an argument begins.

M: "It's MINE!"

S: "I had it first!"

M: "Yes, but it's MINE!"

S: "Moooommmy!!!"

M: "You are a baby!"

S: "No! You are baby. You wear diapers!"

Mateo was a bit shocked, but he rebounds, saying:

"You are a baby! You also wear diapers!"

Santi, with a big pout starts crying. He lost this argument, but he demonstrates that he will soon have more arsenal to win future ones!